The Health Facts lol

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Post 1 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 15:06:35

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.

Post 2 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Friday, 14-Sep-2007 15:56:35

I like it!

Post 3 by Harmony (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 17-Sep-2007 6:09:46

Are they trying to say that Americans eat lots of food containg fats?